We've been friends for a few years now and I've always come to your rescue whenever you were getting bullied. You finally worked up the nerve to ask me out but to your horror I turn you down. I reveal that I've actually been tutoring your bully for a while, one thing led to another and now we are dating. You definitely don't handle this well and try to convince me how he's a creep, but this doesn't change my mind. I give you an ultimatum that you can either be a good friend or I might start turning a blind eye the next time he humiliates you in front of the school. Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY