I'm getting very tired of you trying to peek up my skirt every time I bend over or sit comfortably, but I've found something that's going to be a very fun solution to the problem. I've got this gorgeous new skort. It's a skirt, but there's shorts built in! So no matter what I do now, there's no way you're going to get a look at my pussy, my ass, or my knickers. All you'll get to see if you manage to get yourself in to a position for a good upskirt view is my pretty shorts. It's going to be a lot of fun for me, and a lot of frustation for you!