I'm a star basketball player, and you're my nerdy boyfriend who is more comfortable playing basketball on his game console than playing a pick-up game at the park. But despite the fact that you're not much of an athlete yourself, you're helping me practice, because that's what good boyfriends do, right? But it's a hot day, and I'm jealous of you for getting to play with your shirt off. So I propose that we go back to my house and make the game more interesting. If you like this audio, you may like the following clips from my store: * Pre-Game Ritual