Welcome gentlemen to this Halloween gathering about an exciting new business idea; selling cosmetics to men to buy as gifts for female partners! Let me explain; this app we've developed is going to change buying habits in the cosmetic industry forever! I'm interrupted by a knock on the door - is this a latecomer? No, it's an ADULT dressed as a witch trying to convince me to give her candy for trick or treat! Ridiculous! I'm not giving anyone candy, it's bad for you, and especially not an adult. Buy your own! Also, there aren't any real witches. Please go away, I'm busy! But as I get back to my presentation, I realise I'm suddenly not in proper control of my left hand. It's trying to unzip my dress, flip up my skirt to show my silky slip and stocking tops, and it's even pulling my bra straps into view. I'm not in control, but my hand seems determined to make me strip in front of a room full of men! Surely I can stop it before I'm completely naked and humiliated???