I believe God comes in the form of a 20 pack of smokes - do you dare disagree? I don't care about a security deposit, sounds like the ticket price to smoke indoors, honestly. And isn't there just something so... sexy about smoke? About a cig on the lips? About the desperation in a smoker's eyes for just one more hit? I'll never love you like a cigarette, but you might love me smoking them - and I'll ash on you if you don't.