You’re such a perv for anxiously waiting game after game for a peak up my skirt from the stands. I always knew I was your favorite Rockford Peach but who knew I had such a bitch boy for a fan? Consider yourself caught red handed and promoted to my new personal bat boy! Except instead of just carrying my equipment, we’ll save time by using your balls for batting practicing going forward! Don’t worry, my ripped ruby red stockings won’t be the only thing holding on by a thread by the time I’m done with you. (preview audio on)