I know you don’t love your job, not many people do. But in order to fulfil my wishes and desires, you’re going to have to find a way to love your job. Because from now on, you’re going to be working a lot more. You see, my expectations are going up, the list of things I want is increasing, so you need to work harder. So, next time you’re procrastinating at work or feeling like you want to have a day off or leave early, just remember – you work for me. I’m your boss, not the person in your office standing in as your boss. You work for me boy, I want you saying it over and over until it’s firmly engrained in your head. From now on, there’ll be no holidays, sick days or lunch breaks, instead there’ll be extra days, early starts, late finishes and lunch at your desk. I have several boys working hard for me, slaving away to hand me their wages each month. Each and every one of you wants to be employee of the month, so what are you going to do to stand out, slave? After all, you wouldn’t want to be fired by me, so you’d better get your head down and impress your boss. Chop chop, run along now, boy!