Hey gooner brothers and goonette sisters! I was having a really bad, stressful day and nearly didn't make a video at all, but I figured I really needed a special treat to blow off some steam, so I decided to have a hot, nasty impromptu gooning session over classic retro porn because I was in the mood for the kind of trashy, slutty filth you can only get from the glory days of the 70s, 80s, 90s and early 2000s. As I watch the likes of Belladonna take hard anal as she gets fucked in the ass, Nacho Vidal, Haken Serbes and Danielle Rush engage in a near bisexual threesome, porn legend Jeanna Fine take multiple cocks as she gets gangbanged and blowjob queen Ginger Lynn moan, cry and scream as she gets spit roasted and DP'd, I narrate my pleasure and state of mind through verbal masturbation and hot, mindless goonbabble. Nothing can describe how much I love being sweaty, lubed, oiled, naked, exposed and depraved on camera. It's so degrading and I love it. I adore being degraded by all you pornosexual voyeurs out there as you use me as your batefuel. The idea of you all jacking, jerking, jilling, wanking and fapping over my private solosexual times gets my big, hard, throbbing, dripping cock so horny I can't control myself and I just have to show off like the shameless, pansexual, Venetian masked exhibitionist slut that I am. Whether you're gay, bi, straight, cis or trans, I hope this encourages you to masturbate (there's some JOI elements too), as I batespread and talk dirty in my posh and naughty English accent. Sometimes I feel like I can't spread my legs wide enough! I also fuck up my brain on amyl nitrate, huffing hard from the brown bottle of aroma to destroy my inhibitions even more. I have such a hard objectification kink and you're welcome to objectify my in your fantasies in whatever way turns you on. I get so gooned I become a complete mess, edging and teasing myself for hours until my eyes roll back in my head, my tongue lolls out and I moan, vocal and load, in ecstasy, sobbing with the pleasure of being exposed. My pornosexual gooner depravity knows no bounds and my wet, precum leaking penis takes over my thoughts as I nurse my aching lubed-up boner that gets so hard it hurts, and pull, stretch and fondle my full balls. Watch me revel in my own arousal whilst I worship porn all in classy black and white. This video contains elements of: Solo Male, Solosexual, Masturbation, Watching Porn, Pornosexual, Amyl Nitrate, Aromas, Huffing, Sniffing, Scent, JOI, Gooning, Gooner, Goon, Retro, Classic, Dirty Talk, Verbal, Vocal, Narrated Masturbation, Orgasm Announcement, Moaning, Sweat, Lube, Oil, Big Cock, Big Dick, Penis, Boner, Erection, Porn Addiction, Gay, Bisexual, Pansexual, Straight, Exposed, Shameless, Slut, Smooth, Shaved, Foreskin, Uncut, Precum, Jacking, Jerking, Wanking, Fapping, Exhibitionism, Bate Buddy, Bate Bro, Bator, British, English, Posh, European, Venetian Mask, Objectification, Degradation, Spread Legs, Bate Spread, Ahegao, Eye Roll, Drooling, Spit, Cum, Sperm, Orgasm, Climax, Close-up, Black and White