I was out all last night, partying and eating horrible food. I apologetically attend our group study session in the library. It doesn't take but a few seconds for me to start farting. At first, everyone just ignores it for the sake of saving me the embarrassment. The more I fart, the more it becomes apparent that maybe the first ones were on accident, but they're now becoming intentional. It's more than obvious as time goes on I'm growing bored and farting just to annoy everyone in the group. You're sitting across from me and seem to be the only one who finds it as funny as I do. I ask you to pull my finger at one point, and fart loudly when you do. Eventually, after I make everyone endure my seemingly never ending farts, my alarm goes off. That's my cue to leave. Before I go, I assure everyone I'll be here next week to study.