In this world you are a wealthy, important executive, in search of a new personal assistant. When you see Me show up to interview for the position, your first inkling is to send Me away. But when I call out your weaknesses for beautiful Woman and porn, and the hold they have over your productivity, and thus income, your interest is piqued. I propose that I could offer you a different kind of personal assistance: one that would prove far more beneficial in all aspects of your life. And as you acknowledge the truth of My words, you know hiring Me is the best choice you can make.