What do you mean, what am I wearing? I told you that I was going to the sex shop after work to get something spicy and you said that I should get anything I wanted! Now, here I am wearing a big strap-on which might be a little bit bigger than your own dick. You are clearly very turned on at the idea of me wearing a cock bigger than yours and even you can’t deny that I look incredibly hot wearing it! Before you know it, I’ve pushed you on your back, spread your legs wide, and am working my big cock into your tight little pussy – you don’t mind if I call it your pussy, do you? You get so turned on as I start fucking your pussy that you cum very quickly. Just admit that I made the right choice here!