Hi homey, I wanted to talk to you about something. Yes, exactly, this letter that you wrote to me. Don't worry, you're not in trouble sweetie. It's ok, it's really no that uncommon. You have a little crush on your step mom. This kind of stuff happened all the time, you have no reason to feel embarrassed. Well, I'm flattered, really. I mean everyone likes to be told that they're beautiful and to feel wanted. Let's just not worry about it, ok? I don't want you to feel bad. What can I do to cheer you up? We can go out for dinner at your favourite place? No? What about if we do something fun this weekend? Just the two of us? There must be something... What?! A blowjob?? From me? You're kidding right? Please tell me that you are joking. That is not funny! Where would you even get an idea like this?