There was never any hope for you. Always an outcast, exiled from society and social circles, destined to live a lonely life of solitude, your hand your only companion. The laughing stock of your entire high school. Society has shunned you. Years and years of being bullied and ridiculed, has turned humiliation into a fetish. Who cares about relationships? Anytime you've ever tried, you've been laughed out of the room. All you need is your hand and computer screen, and the hot brats you're addicted to. You've turned this life of rejection, into a life of purpose and pleasure. It's better this way.