Your ego is in too good of shape. That needs to change. Lucky for you, you caught me in the exact right mood to verbally degrade you into feeling like the worthless worm you actually are. It’s pathetic how attached you are to me and how much you desire my attention. You embarrass yourself just by existing in front of me. You are literally the cringiest creature I’ve ever had to deal with in my entire life. If I don’t verbally rip you to shreds, who will?