A quick intermission. It's the middle of a busy morning, but that doesn't mean I can't stop for a moment.. or 40.. to let the pressure just drain away. Once I make it to the toilet, that is. Bouncing doesn't seem to be helping, but I need to do something until I can walk, so I continue to do the pee pee dance until I can finally sit on the toilet. How am I so unbelievably cute? Like, even without showing my face, even without talking directly to you, even when I'm just existing, I say and do the most adorable fucking things. That's what I think about this clip. I'm fucking adorable. Tell me I'm adorable, damnit.
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