Want to know what’s even more pathetic than getting your ass beat by a BBC? Getting your ass beat by a bbc in front of your wife. LOL You and your wife are in line at the supermarket when you get into an altercation with a Black man. A bit later, you catch your wife outside talking to the guy who just kicked your ass! When you go to ask what she’s doing, she informs you that she has just offered him a ride home. “We’ll sit in the back while you drive.’ What the fuck? You know better than to talk back regardless of how you feel so you comply. While driving on the highway, you begin hearing lots of sucking and clapping noises coming from the back. They’re fucking! You just want this to be over. Once you get back to his apartment, you try to escape as quickly as you can, but your wife has other plans. It’s almost like she feels like you deserve this humiliation. Do you? Headphones on.