That is the tiniest little dick I've ever seen! It's so cute and small... maybe I'll put it in my mouth just to bite it off! I mean it's the only way you'd ever convince a pretty girl like me to ever put something so pathetic anywhere NEAR my mouth... or wait, maybe I wanna see what that little thing can do... does it drizzle? squirt? jerk it to me and let's see what it can do!