Look who's back... the foot freak! Where have you been, foot freak? Oh right... you got a girlfriend recently. She's smart and pretty and is seemingly your type. Everyone is so thrilled for you, but you aren't feeling thrilled at all. You're feeling desperate and weak. You need my feet and clearly this relationship is getting in the way of your foot worship time. You're such an idiot! Why are you dating her? I think it's time to dump this chick and focus on what you really love: my feet!