We need to have a talk. You've proven yourself to be a complete loser and utter failure as an adult male. You're a virgin, you have a dead-end job, no goals, no money saved, you're just pathetic. So I've decided you're going to start over. You're going to live your life as a diapered sissy girl. That's right. You're going to live in a crib, eat only soft foods, and shut your fucking mouth with this giant adult sized pacifier. I may even get you a new daddy too.