I'm out and see an old classmate from high school, Jenny. Jenny was one of the cool kids, captain of the Cheer Squad, and never payed me much attention in school. I try to say hi but she ignores me so I run up to her and the rest of the girls she is with and come back in an atomic wedgie, completely humiliated. I should have known I was never going to be cool enough for her. Once a nerd, always a nerd.