You are not the first man to come into our safe space with concerns over your sexual performances and the appendage between your legs. At least you are in a place that offers comfort and reassurance...However, the only way to gain a true insight into the problems you face are to take a good look at the issue in hand, or should I say between finger and thumb! You see, we just can't contain our laugher when you pop your pants down and reveal something majorly under sized! After an awkward and humiliating analysis we inform you of our expectations! Detailed drawings and a tape measure provide accurate representations! Whilst realising you couldn't make it past our juicy butt cheeks, we just leave you to have a pity wank and enjoy a little dribbling orgasm as we tease you and count you down to your release! Something tells me you'll need another therapy session!