Oh sweetie what are you doing up so late? Why am I just coming in? Why am I dressed like this? Well I was with...friends. Let's just talk on the couch. Now you can't tell your father. Okay, I'm lying. I wasn't with friends. I was with another man. You're father just doesn't satisfy me anymore...neither did this guy either. You can't tell him though, please! You're going to? What if I show you my boobs? Then you won't tell? No? What if Mommy has sex with you honey? Oh wow, you're even larger than your father! Now you can't tell him about me cheating on him or about us having sex!