I know you're ex-wife, my best friend, has left you. Left you with my house and to pay for rent and all of the bills. Don't worry, I can help you. I know we've had our differences and I apologize for slapping you but I thought you and your ex were taking advantage of me. I hope we can put our history aside now. Maybe we could even be lovers. I mean, the house is mine, it could be ours. You could even put a baby in me and we could start over. Don't lie, I'm sure you've wanted to fuck me raw right?