I'm visiting my girl friend's apartment. She is in the shower, so l sit down on the couch to wait. l see a glass of milk on the coffee table and pick it up to sip. l ask my friend if it's soy milk or cow's milk. My friend says it's cow's milk.l sip the milk anyway, even though l have lactose intolerance. After 10 minutes, l start to feel uneasy in my belly. My belly is getting bloat.l start to fart uncontrollably. l try to hold in my farts, but they're too loud. l hear that my friend end her shower, so try to zip my jeans, and hide my belly under shirt.