Is it just me, or is my ass amazing in those marble leggings? Anyway, today's trip to the bathroom is an extended stay because after my 20-second long piss I needed to brush my tongue after coffee. I just ordered a multipack hismile toothpaste, so I'm using up the last of what I have here before I start with the deliciousness. So you get to listen to me as I brush my mouth and gag on my toothbrush. Enjoy.