As I am editing, I see some blue on my grey spaghetti strap top. My birthday cake was blue, so I guess I got some on my shirt. Oh no.. Did I get icing in my hair when I redid my high ponytail? Because I noticed the blue on my hand after I redid it. Nevermind. Focus on my ass as I dry my hands & sit down on the toilet. For someone who was just bouncing up and down as I was changing the toilet roll, I sure am taking my time sitting to pee. The 30-plus seconds of pissing are worth it, though. From desperation to euphoric relief. As the stream comes to an end, I grab toilet paper & wipe. Suddenly, it's clear to me why I've been so horny lately.. I'm ovulating. I wash my hands again, and as I go to dry them, a shampoo seal sticks to the bottom of my foot & I toss it in the garbage. I'll clean my foot downstairs, I'm out of wet wipes, so paper towel located in the kitchen will do. I have a fire starter hack for less waste!