"You were so enthusiastic to show me your cock, so today I will graciously allow you to show me... Oh wow. I didn't expect how tiny your cock would be. DO you have some kind of hormonal imbalance in your youth? This looks close to a medical abnormality. Are you sure you are ok? Ew. Oh my goodness, I think I'm getting nausiated. I didn't know I could want to laugh but also want to throw up at the same time. Are you hard right now? Oh? You are. You might want to consider wearing underwear forever because you should never show anyone that ""penise"". Yikes. How do you even fuck? Can you even fuck? Gross! It's so FUNNY but like, SO gross?! Hahahahaha!"