Well well well... look who it is... the boot licker! Of course I would run into you in the woods. I'm wearing Hunter Boots... your favorite! You yearn to taste the bottom of them, especially when they're really dirty, and I have good news for you. Since I am in the woods, they are ALWAYS dirty. That means your boot licking duty is basically never ending. Isn't that exciting!? Not stick your tongue out and get to work.