You thought you could sneak around with me, your mistress, while your wife was away all weekend. Your wife and I were texting all week. She found out you were cheating. But she's not leaving you. She and I are joining teams for something much better. We've decided that since you act so immaturely, you should be treated as such. You will no longer be allowed to wear your clothes in the house, ONLY PAMPERS. We both figured out that you were texting the other woman on your restroom breaks. So we are taking the restroom and your phone away from you. And no, I will no longer be fucking you. You are too cute to fuck when you wear those pull-ups for me. Now come here, it's time to get you into your new pampers!