POV: You Have Been Talking To A Beautiful Girl On Tinder For The Past Couple Of Days & You Decided To Ask Her Out On A Date At A Local Restaurant. You Arrive & Wait For About An Hour…. She Still Hasn’t Showed Up So You Decide To Order Some Food… Hoping She Will Show Up. Your Food Comes & You Finish It Pretty Quickly When Finally, Your Date Shows Up… She Makes A Few Remarks About The Fact She Is Late Before Completely Ditching The Subject & Talking About What Ever She Sees Fit… She Rudely Takes Her Shoes Off & Slaps Her Foot Onto The Table While Complaining About The Long Walk To The Restaurant & The Problems She Had Finding A Dog Sitter… Your Cute Yet Rude Date Then Notices You Haven’t Even Touched Any Of Your RootBeer.. So She Snatches It & Gulps It All Down Followed By A Huge Burp! The Waiter Comes To the Table… Your Date Is Ready To Order & Makes You To Pay For Her Huge Meal Consisting Of Steak Covered In Onions, A Rack Of Ribs, Pasta With Extra Garlic Sauce, French Fries With Extra Vinegar & A Side Of Onion Rings With Lots & Lots Of Sauerkraut!!! After Consuming This Monster Sized Meal… She Proceeds To Burp In Your Face! After A While, Your Date Starts To Notice You Are Enjoying Her Bloating, Belching, Belly Rubbing & Her Foot On The Table… So She Starts Questioning You About It & Admitting To Enjoying It Herself! At The End Of The Date… She Confesses That She Really Likes You & Wants To Set Up Another Date… You Accept, The Formerly Rude & Nasty Date Leans In… Burps In Your Face Before Kissing You Goodbye & Walking Home Excited To Set Up Her Next Date With You…