You've been warned many times, threatened with this consequence with every "accident," but I've been lenient and forgiving with you... until now. What, are you surprised to see me finally following through? It was only a matter of time - between all the sheets I've had to wash, engagements I've had to miss, and shopping trips I've had to cut short, I've just about had it. But... I know you say it's not intentional. At your big age, I have to believe you're telling the truth, though sometimes I doubt... regardless, the solution is the same: I'll be keeping you in diapers full-time from now on until I see an improvement in your wetting problem. I've read about the benefits of keeping your boys in diapers, and I think it could be a really good thing for you! But this won't work without some larger lifestyle changes as well. Oh, you thought this would just be diapers? No, sweetie, this is a much bigger change for you. You're going to be my baby once again! This is going to help you so much, and I'm so excited to have my little baby back. Now, time for your first diaper change - I'll show you, diapers aren't so bad.