You come in to see me as your sex counsellor, you're so worried about your small penis. I reassure you saying I promise I won't laugh. In order for me to help you, I need to see it. I laugh so hard when you show me your tiny willy! I was wrong, you should be ashamed of it! I see in your notes that you like fat bottomed girls - I tease you with my big bottom as you "stroke" your tiny willy. You accidentally cum and I laugh at your pathetic little load! Kisses and Shamrocks, Irish Skylar xx