You've been a bad, bad boy this year to end up at the top of the naughty list. Holidays are all about making that special someone (me, your Goddess) feel spoiled and happy. And you've fallen short. You didn't try hard enough, and that just won't do! Goddess should ALWAYS feel spoiled and all you've done is disappoint me. Unacceptable. I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget, and it's going to HURT.