Your GF calls you in the room a day before the first of many holiday parties and is so upset! Nothing she used to wear for these fits! Your girlfriend starts berating you for how much food you’ve been ordering and making but by the look on your face deducts that you’ve been up to something. “Was this your plan? To see me get big and fat?!” You try to deny and say you’d love her at any weight but you both know you’d love to see her get bigger and bigger. She’s getting more and more frustrated realizing she just needs to get new clothes and you know one thing will cheer her up. Cookies. She agrees but is putting the clothes on your tab!