Erm..... Son.... I need to see your phone a second. Why? Well, because.... Mummy accidentally... I think my phone must be broken!! I tried to send some saucy photos to someone and somehow I think that they accidentally sent to you instead. Wait, did you already see them? Oh Son!! Stop looking at me like that! Wait, do you have a hard on right now?! You cannot have a hard on.. I'm your Mother! Have you tried to get rid of it already?? Hmm, ok well seeing as though Mummy caused it, I guess Mummy will have to help to get rid of it. Sometimes visual stimulation can help, so I'm going to take my dress off and let you see more of Mummy. I'll help you and tell you exactly what to do. Good boy.