The biggest and most important thing you should be thankful for is me. The goddess that has been at the forefront of your existence. Everyday you show your immense appreciation for my existence, and the opportunities I provide for you to serve and show your gratitude and love for me. After all, without me, your life is meaningless and bleak. All I ever want to hear from you is "thank you goddess" for all of the things that I have done for you, and for me showing you how to be the best little pet for me. "Thank you goddess" on your hands and knees, ALWAYS.