Ever since picking Maven's Mail Service for your package needs, I know you've been staring. Silly perv, you aren't sly, I see you ogling my tits and ass every time I deliver another box to your doorstep. In fact, I know you've been ordering EXTRA just to see me again. You've got a certified crush on me don't you? Why do you think my service is so expensive? I AM the ultimate package. And I always leave my customers satisfied, its why you keep coming back for more. There's a reason I have 100% customer retention rate. I'm worth the price. And you know your package is safe with me.
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