Being a loser doesn't have to be the end for you. I know your prospects seem dim. Unable to get a girlfriend, no friendships, no sex life. Your life is just beginning. When you're a loser for Goddess, a whole new world opens up. Such trivial things as getting a girlfriend, maintaining friendships, having a social life. They simply don't matter anymore. You have more important things to focus on. Pleasing Goddess becomes your entire world. Putting my happiness first. Slowly morphing into the best loser you can be for me. It's so rewarding, challenging yourself to do better, to be selfless, craving the praise I give you when you've pleased me. Your life suddenly has meaning, a purpose to work towards. Don't squander this opportunity. Do you want to be the same lowly loser with no purpose, or do you want to rise to the occasion, and aspire to be the best loser you can be?