The number of men that I have to teach how to eat pussy, you are no different! I was going to just get myself off but since you insist you want to learn I will instruct you step by step on how to get my engine purring. At Least that was my plan until I realized you barely know what a clit is. I am trying to be patient, as you fumble your way through. I try to get into it, but your foreplay is so weak, I command you to lie down so I can fuck myself on your face! Maybe then I can actually orgasm... and I am sure you will enjoy the view from down there!