You've come to see me at your wife's behest. She has been coming to see me for some time and has told me quite a bit about you. One of those things is that you have an addiction to long nails. They make you very weak. The other is that you are rather, um, poorly endowed. Well. The reason I have called you here today is because your wife and I have decided that she is going to start seeing other men. Men who can satisfy her more. But, you can continue to enjoy her long nails. We will be discussing the terms of this arrangement.