I was minding my business at the gym, enjoying a sweaty workout, when I noticed this ugly toothpick of a man perving on me. He couldn't take his eyes off of me. My annoyance grew until I came up with a plan to lure him back to my hotel room and correct this disgusting behavior. I bullied and belittled him for his ugly appearance, slapped him around, and repeatedly shoved his face in my sweaty armpits. I made him sniff them until he was practically crying and apologizing profusely. He learned his lesson and will never make the same mistake again.