Ho, ho, ho, Santa is finally here! Wtf? What do you mean where's usual Santa Claus with a big belly? Do you really think logistically, he'd have the energy to run around the world and squeeze through tight chimneys in that bod? This year, I'm here to deliver your gifts personally, ho, ho, ho. I have a full list here with me, so let's just check your name... And what?! You really did that? Ysk, tsk, it seems like this year you have managed to annoy too many people. This year, you're on Santa's naughty list, getting nothing but ballbusting for cheeky ones like you!