This lady at work told me I was being an asshole for taking so long in the bathroom, so I shrank her when nobody was around and dropped her in my pants. Her frantic movements tickled me all the way home, but I loved every second of it. Her little squeaks coming from between my cheeks only excited me further. Even now, she keeps shouting that I won't get away with this and that she'll tell the authorities.   ..I most certainly AM getting away with it, and there's nothing she can do to stop me.  I'll show this little bitch what a real asshole looks like.