This holiday season is going to be so sad for you. Poor little thing. All the cute couples are going to be out there, sipping hot cocoa, cuddling, looking at Christmas lights together. Us REAL people get to enjoy the warmth and love of the season. You won't be invited to ANY parties. You will be all alone at home, pumping your sad little loser stick and buying all my Xmas clips. No one is going to snuggle you under a heavy blanket. No one is going to wear themed lingerie for you. You're simply going to be hibernating in loser hibernation all winter long.