I know you said you wanted to talk to me about something, but I obviously must have not heard you correctly. Because there is NO WAY you think that you can dump ME. You’re obviously fucking stupid. You MUST have hit your head. There is NO ONE better than Me. I really had a cute date day planned out for us. A cute lunch with drinks. But you don’t even deserve that. Instead, i have a much better plan for you now. I am starving and since you ruined our lunch plans, YOU will be MY lunch instead!