I shall not entertain anything less than the lavish treatment befitting a Princess. For the celestial moons that have passed, I have found myself yearning for a regal treatment that befits my divine essence. Thus, it is undeniably imperative that I commence the enlightenment of all beings on the precise art of catering to my regal desires. I did not anticipate this turn of events, but it appears that men have a tendency to allow their lower desires to cloud their judgment when it comes to satisfying women. Therefore, I have arrived to guide your attention towards the rightful path.