Oh, good - you're home! How was your day? I'm really excited to hang out tonight. What? You made plans with some random girl? You can't blow me off, that's not ok. I thought we were close. If you ditch me for that girl, it will be the worst mistake of your life. You don't get to disrespect me like this! With a snap of my finger, I release my magic powers and shrink you down to you are itty bitty. You seem to fade for a moment, from fear, but come to. I laugh and explain how I have been keeping this secret about me because we are friends. You brought this on yourself. I love to shrink men down and gulp them down with cheese. I love cheese soooo much, especially with little men in between the slices. You will be my snack. I tease you with my sneakers and place you in my cleavage. Then I place you in my mouth for a taste and set you on a table while I get my cheese slices ready. You can't run from this. This is the way things are supposed to be. You know deep down, you want this too. I get my cheese slices and place you on one and cover your body with the other. I want you to be able to see me while I devour you. Goodbye!