Hi there gooner! I have something very important to ask you. How hard do you grip your goonstick while gooning? Oh, that hard? Wow! You really do think you have a nice firm grasp on how to goon, don't you? Pathetic. That's not good enough. I'm here to let you know that you're not using the goongrip you should be, the tightest hardest grip possible! You squeeze it harder but that's NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Are you a pathetic little edger, gently caressing his dick like a delicate flower? Or are you a degenerate, corrupted, dumb GOONER? I'm going to guide you into getting the ultimate goongrip, leading you into complete goonstick corruption forever!