Sick of working day in, day out, for you, I visit your jolly office. I'm tired, I'm fed up, and I put my foot down. I KNOW you. I know everything about you. I've been one of your elves for a long time. An apology alone won't fix this, no. I wonder how Mrs. Claus would feel learning about you spending your money on dates with other women? Or your habit to moan MY name when you jerk off (and when you're supposed to be working at that)! You’re a total pervert and I’ll make sure your wife finds out everything. Unless… well, I want more than your money. I want your total obedience. You're not in charge anymore- I am. Now, you be a good boy and kneel for Me.