You were put on this earth to serve a sole purpose - Gooning. Every moment away from your screen cosplaying as a normal man feels like torture, and the moment your hand meets your cock and your eyes fixate on the screen, you’re in your natural habitat. You were born to goon, and your porn addiction has rewired you into the goon machine I want you to be. Pump, goon and spiral on autopilot, my automized gooner.